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A quick word of advise .
It would be a much more lucrative adventure if you had a TV commercial .
It needs a theme song. One that will entice me to throw a chair at my
television set . And stay in my head , like forever and a day . Don’t forget dancers twirling around mindlessly. Something I can dance to at home.
A statement that says to tell your Doctor if you’re allergic to any of the unlisted ingredients.
And another short statement to sum up the five pages of side effects.
Nah, I’ll wait for the song and dance .
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Don’t they already have that? It’s called called Tequila. Seriously, a great piece and much needed.