This groundbreaking product comes as a pill to be taken by mouth, which dissolves into the blood-stream and easily passes through the blood-brain barrier as a gently sudsing gel with a subtle citrus-floral aroma that lathers well without irritation, targets even the toughest of memories, lightens dark spots mottled with sin and shame, plumps the edges of the most painful reminders, leaving them intact for conversion to that wonderful sense of nostalgia and age-related angst, rinses all detritus clean, and is guaranteed to refresh even the most sensitive moments without loss of context, leaving the mind refreshed and at peace. Available now in regular and travel size.
Side effects may include: Headaches, swelling, nausea, accidentally splitting the fabric of space and time, restarting the cycle of Samsara, escaping Samsara, opening the 4th dimension, seizures, insomnia, McDonald's allergies, meeting God, and never ending existential crises.
Ask your doctor about Memory Wash! 🎵Washy washy waaaashhhhhh🎵
You know in America it would cost an arm, leg, and quarter of both cheekbones. In all seriousness, great poem, many striking lines and my favorite was: "lightens dark spots mottled with sin and shame". Great piece that was fun to read.
I think I took this once, many moons ago, in the hot tubs at Esalen Institute in Big Sur. I heard shooting stars. But I can still remember the sound they made. So maybe it was the Pepsi version. Great stuff (your piece, not whatever it was back in Big Sur!)
A quick word of advise .
It would be a much more lucrative adventure if you had a TV commercial .
It needs a theme song. One that will entice me to throw a chair at my
television set . And stay in my head , like forever and a day . Don’t forget dancers twirling around mindlessly. Something I can dance to at home.
A statement that says to tell your Doctor if you’re allergic to any of the unlisted ingredients.
And another short statement to sum up the five pages of side effects.
Nah, I’ll wait for the song and dance .
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Don’t they already have that? It’s called called Tequila. Seriously, a great piece and much needed.
Side effects may include: Headaches, swelling, nausea, accidentally splitting the fabric of space and time, restarting the cycle of Samsara, escaping Samsara, opening the 4th dimension, seizures, insomnia, McDonald's allergies, meeting God, and never ending existential crises.
Ask your doctor about Memory Wash! 🎵Washy washy waaaashhhhhh🎵
Do I get a discount for a case?
You know in America it would cost an arm, leg, and quarter of both cheekbones. In all seriousness, great poem, many striking lines and my favorite was: "lightens dark spots mottled with sin and shame". Great piece that was fun to read.
Sold out by now?
But is it organic?
Excellent Product,
Should be a bestseller.
Stops the harm that you have received from overtaking you, and also the eternal torment from the harm that you have doled out to others.
One pill to stop the pain in your mind, body and soul.
Shark Tank product? 😂 You could make a fortune.
Just remember you can delete but never erase.
Your memory akin to a computer always leaves a trace!
Okay what’s the caveat here? Where’s the fine print? Do I need to ask my doctor if this is really what I need ?
Yes that's the expectation 😅 Having a magic pill for everything. Nice one! 😃🍀
Yeah, I need me some. Stat.
I think I took this once, many moons ago, in the hot tubs at Esalen Institute in Big Sur. I heard shooting stars. But I can still remember the sound they made. So maybe it was the Pepsi version. Great stuff (your piece, not whatever it was back in Big Sur!)
I’ll wait for the generic, if I can remember.
“Aarrrrrrgggghhh” 😱 she runs screaming from this room. “No, simply no”
Then realization strikes: I might actually have a few clients who would buy a product like this.
Now that’s even scarier😂🤣